Rhymer, how does one become such a waste of genes?
I have an idea, eat lots of cabbage, and radishes, then lock yourself in a room ( you can ease the pain by allowing yourself to go to sleep in your mundane drivel )
Then Just let it rip, this is a new proven method...take a look!
Time to get HIGH on your own supply!!!
[Bloomberg News Service]: A terrible diet and a room with no ventilation are being blamed for the death of a man who was killed by his own gas emissions. There was no mark on his body, and an autopsy showed large amounts of methane gas in his system. His diet had consisted primarily of beans, beer and cabbage (and a couple of other things). It was just the right combination of foods. It appears that the man died in his sleep from breathing the poisonous cloud that was hanging over his bed. Had he been outside or had his windows been opened, it wouldn't have been fatal. But the man was shut up in his nearly-airtight bedroom. According to the article, "He was a big man with a huge capacity for creating "this deadly gas." Three of the rescuers got sick, and one was hospitalized.
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