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Old 12-04-2004   #17
Lee
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Here are ten more for the straight guys.. courtesy of a community member on GWW

10. We Take More Vacations.

9. We Account For 3/4 Of The Worlds Pet Owners And Shoppers.

8. We Get Paid Less ,But Have Less Bills To Pay. - [This is technically wrong as it illegal to pay based on sexual orientation but what the hell]

7. No Messy Divorces Or Custody Battles.

6. Straights Give Us Something To "Critique" So Please Don't Change.

5. We Have 2 Political Parties "Abercrombie & Fitch" & "Dockers"

4. We Get Laid More , Which Would Account For More Straight Porn
Sites Than Gay.

3. The "Winter-Olympics" Are Our "Super-Bowl" The "Oscars" Are Our
"Miss-America" And "Will & Grace" Is "Bowling" Thursday Night.

2. No Matter What You Wear , We Will Always Look Better In It.

1. At Some Point In Your Life You Will Come Into Contact With
Someone "Gay"...And Like Them!
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