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Originally posted by Lee@Dec 3 2004, 03:47 PM
1. Relax, we don't want you!
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Top 10 Things Gay Guys Need To Know About...
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10. We do not blame you for inventing disco music, but for playing it.
9. Ricky who? If it is in the music business, and it doesnīt have boobs, then we do not know itīs last name.
8. Yes, we look good in black.
7. We like the idea about bisexual women like Anne Heche - our 3some fantasies would be boring without some hot girl/girl action.
6. A good way to avoid the military or public office (ex. as governor) is to act really gay, so someones "gaydar" will go off and disqualify you - never fails.
5. We think the word "cute" should only be used to describe children, small animals or women. Our cars comes with great names like "Odyssey" or "Ford Harley-Davidson F-350 Super Duty"!
4. Men are easy, so ofcourse Melissa Etheridge could find another sucker, if she wanted too.
3. Men using two or more hair products have so far been labeled "Metrosexuals" - we have not decided if we should treat them as outcast yet.
2. If she's won Wimbledon sixteen times, then she is not hot anymore... we like 18-21 year old girls in miniskirts with funny accents.
And, the number one thing that gay guys need to know about straight guys is...
1. Relax, we are actually happy that you are gay, since it gives us the impression that it leaves more straight and bisexual women to us
