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Originally posted by Serge_Oprano@Nov 23 2004, 11:01 AM
They both look at the Jewish man who says, "My name is Irving and I own only 300 acres."
Roger looks down at him and say, "300 Acres? What do you raise?"
"Nothing" Irving says.
"Well then, what do you call it?" Asked John.
"Downtown Dallas."
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Have you been talking to my father??? That is his favorite joke - I heard it 3 times in the 1 1/2 days I allowed him to be in Boca last week.
DRINK RED BULL IT GIVES YOU WINGS!!! ASK ME I'LL SHOW YOU!!!