Wig, from where Mike stands, everything else looks WAY off... he's about 1 step from falling off into the "conservative loonie bin" located at the end of the plank.
Mike, you should have a radio show. It would be hilarious. However, there are already way too many rushabies out there crowding up the FCC mandated airwaves with their one sided hatchet jobs, you would be redundant to the max.
Alex