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Originally posted by Buff@Oct 13 2004, 11:24 PM
something about "trying to wash cumstains out of the 1800 thread count sheets" she demanded that I buy her for her birthday.
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You have two options here..
1) Make sure you dont have the good sheets on the bed and, my preferred choice;
2) Wipe your cock on the curtains instead.
She will be so worried about having to dry-clean the curtains youll have time to shoot your load over the bedsheets.
You can thank me later for saving your marriage