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Originally posted by Buff@Oct 14 2004, 01:24 AM
she ties me up and blindfolds me and leaves the room and opens the front door and pretends to let someone else in and goes into the next room and makes all these moaning noises for like 45 minutes and then makes noises like she's coming and then takes a shower and then comes to untie me and tell me how sexy I am.
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WTF?
anyway, the problem might be she's not getting paid to sleep with you.