Tommys the best!
'I was cleaning out the attic the other day with the wife. Filthy, dirty and covered with cobwebs.... but she's good with the kids...'
The best one ever !
He had his heart atack and died live on tv..everyone thought it was a gag and laughed as he grabbed the curtain and dropped..fucking sad..
heres another..
Tommy; Doctor ! I hurt all over!
Doctor; What do you mean?
Tommy; I hurt here (pokes himself) and here (poke) and here(poke)..what's wrong with me?
Doctor; Broken finger
Silly cunt..I love him.
