3 vampires walk into a bar
first one says "bartender, gimme a cup of blood"
second one says "bartender, gimme a cup of blood"
third one says "bartender, gimme a cup of hot water"
the bartender looks at him funny and says " why a cup of hot water"
the vampire pulls out a used tampon "tea time"
Why do cannibals hate clowns?
Because they taste funny
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