WWPPD?
Why, he would undoubtedly drop out of the race and throw his support (and his appetite) to the Yippie Party candidate, Pigasus.
Quote:
“Let’s run a pig for President.”
An arrow shoots through my brain. Yeah! A pig, with buttons, posters, bumper stickers.
“America, why take half a hog, when you can have the whole hog.”
At the Democratic [or Republican] convention, the pigs nominate the President and he eats the people.
At the yippie convention, we nominate our pig and after he makes his nominating speech, we eat him.
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