"Iranian state radio reported..."... was that the punchline in the joke?
Mike, you forgot #3:
3) Bush is playing with our minds, he has Bin Laden at a secret military base, and will never release him, so the democrates will forever be trapped in their own conspiracy theories.
or even better #4
3) Osama Bin Laden does not exist, he is made up, so Bush could gain massive support after a questionable election. Bush knows nothing about it - only the real powers behind the president who seeks world domination are in on the secret.
and lets not forget #5
5) The matrix is everywhere. It is all around us. Even now, in this very room. You can see it when you look out your window or when you turn on your television. You can feel it when you go to work, when you go to church, when you pay your taxes. It is the world that has been pulled over your eyes, to blind you from the truth. There is no spoon....