Mmmm a used butt plug
Did you buy it at a garage sale?
Thanks, been thinking of shooting some footage
Maybe I'll actually get around to it
Got getting out of the jacket down to under 2 minutes (Yippie!)
Want to add something to it to keep the audience captivated,
that's why I'm thinking of the burning rope (plus I've never seen anyone do that)
Can have fun getting into the jacket
(swinging the crotch strap so the volunteer belting me in doesn't have to reach between my legs
Scream "Tighter, Tighter" in a high pitched voice as the crotch strap get buckled in
Tell the audience "I will now try to top my own personal best time for escaping from the jacket
4 Days, 12 hours, 25 minutes and 29 seconds)