She gave me the heave-ho!
Citing her will to go to the mountains and emotional problems with her late mother, and me bringing down her "independent womanhood".
Bummer, and to think I could have cheated on her with several girls from clubs, but would have felt too bad about it.
Even smart interesting chicks have problems, it sucks, we had so much in common. I've never been dumped before in my life, and I've dated way hotter chicks. Gettin' the axe feels terrible.
I'm gonna get loaded tonight.