I think I could be easily coerced to enter this.
My chest hair is thicker than a shag pile so I have a natural anti-pain advantage. Not that pain has ever stopped me before from doing stupid things.
BIG money required to buy "sig space" shaved into my chest
"Sleeve" sponsor on right butt cheek opposite the Bart Simpson tattoo on the left.
CuriousToyBoy in speedos.
Better still, how much for me NOT to enter?