How shit starts on these Trek series:
1.) Original Trek: Some woman shows up.
2.) TNG: Picard sticks his nose into something everyone else stays away from.
3.) DS9: Jadzia gets curious.
4.) Voyager: Someone flies around in a shuttlecraft.
Solutions:
1.) Original Trek: Put salt peter in the food.
2.) TNG: Give Picard a jigsaw puzzle so he won't be paying attention to shit he shouldn't.
3.) DS9: Get Jadzia drunk and keep her in Quarks til she passes out.
4.) Voyager: Take the keys to every shuttlecraft and put em' in a safe.
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