NEW ROUND OF FAKE FIGHTS ANTICIPATED AT INTERNEXT
Hollywood, FL – Internext, the world’s largest adult internet/audiotext tradeshow, hosts among its wide array of networking webmasters the world’s largest selection of backed-out-of fighting in the Western Hemisphere.
“We’re always excited for the event,” Internext spokesperson Corey Feldman said. “All year the webmasters are bagging on each other, stirring up drama and spreading false rumors about each other so they can culminate to a boiling point here… then it kind of simmers down immediately and everyone pretends to be friends. It’s quite the spectacle!”
Over 200 contestants are expected to enter the Internext ring come this August, yet none of them are actually expected to engage in any kind of physical confrontation with one another. The competitors have been training all year, and by training, we mean sitting in front of a computer all day, eating pizza, and making fun of newbies on message boards. Most competitors go through a rigorous regiment of thorough masturbation and ego building weeks before the event in August.
“I can hardly wait for Florida,” webmaster and fake fight contestant Jared Blauenthal exclaimed. “I have about seven different bouts lined up for the first night, and I don’t plan on following through with any of them!”
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