Van Roy's Postulates:
Swallow much but digest little.
Never change diapers in midstream.
When you go on a diet, the first thing you lose is your temper.
Jason's Law:
An unbreakable toy is good for breaking other toys.
Chuck's Law:
A small carafe of wine is illogical, immoral, and inadequate.
Pulliam's Postulate:
Never step in anything soft.
Welch's Words:
An honest answer can get you into a lot of trouble.
Ben Franklin's Wisdom:
If a man could have half his wishes, he would double his troubles.
If every fool wore a crown, we would all be kings.
Preston's Postulates:
He who uses bad language is an ignorant shnuck.
Love thy neighbour, but be sure her husband is away.
Two can live as cheaply as one... for half as long.
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