BP4L SEARCHING FOR NEW HOMEY RECRUITS
Detroit, MI – In an effort to build a posse and to reduce worldwide ridicule of their cracker exploits, artificial mafiosos Boneprone 4 Life have decided to hold auditions to gain more homies into their vastly growing empire. Recruiters have been soliciting at concerts and local universities, attempting to lure wayward youth into their network.
The group has begun to distribute brochures and propaganda, outlining the lavish benefits of becoming Boneprone 4 Life. The pamphlet describes luxurious Play Station 2 parties in rented Humvee limousines, a choice of assorted designer apparel, and outlandish get-togethers with some of Michigan’s finest crackwhores and prostitutes.
“Basically, the new homey recruits of the future will take our message to their friends and future generations,” a spokesperson for BP4L noted. “The homies of the future will be the best equipped, best dressed, and most menacing looking homies we’ve ever seen. For all those out there, particularly if you’re black, there is a new home and future for you in BP4L. And really, we are looking for black people. They just look more dangerous and menacing.”
Expect to see BP4L street teams hitting your neighborhood this summer. You can tell it’s them because they never stop taking pictures of themselves.
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