Two alligators were sitting at the side of the swamp. The smaller one turned
> to the bigger one and said, "I cain't unnerstand how you kin be so much
> bigger 'n me. We da same age, we was da same size as kids. I just don't get
> it."
>
> "Well," said the big 'gator, "What you been eatin' boy?"
>
> "Lawyers, same as you," replied the small 'gator.
>
> "Hmm. Well, where do y'all catch 'em?"
>
> "Down at 'tother side of the swamp near da parkin' lot of dat law firm."
>
> "Same here. Hmm. How you catch 'em?"
>
> "Well, I crawls up under one dem Lexus cars, and wait fer someone to unlock
> the door. Then I jumps out, grab 'em on the leg, shake the shit out 'em, and
> eat 'em!"
>
> "Ah!" says the big alligator, "I tenk I see you problem. You ain't gettin'
> no real nourishment. See, by da time you get done shakin'the shit out of a
> lawyer, there ain't nothin' left but lips and a briefcase."
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