Miss Eve,
Let Momma Nauture help you out hon!
Leave a trail of raw hamburger up to his porch... varmits deserve other varmits company...
Buy some moose cow estrus pee and squirt on his door... A little doggie in his yard might seem more reasonable compaired to a horny bull moose!
Leave birdseed around his porch/driveway/car for a few weeks, then switch to leaving cedar berries... bird poo all over ones car/house is a pita for most folks...
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