1. THE DOCTOR: because he says, "Take off your clothes"
2. THE DENTIST: because he says, "Open wide"
3. THE HAIRDRESSER: because he says, "Do you want it teased blown"
4. THE MILKMAN: because he says, "Do you want it in the front or the back"
5. THE INTERIOR DECORATOR: because he says, "Once it's in, you'll love it."
6. THE SHARE BROKER: because he says, "It will rise right up,fluctuate for a while and then slowly fall back again"
7. THE BANKER: because he says, "If you take it out too soon, you'll lose interest"
8. THE HUNTER: because he "Goes deep in the bush, shoots twice and always eats what he shoots"
9. THE PHONE COMPANY GUY : because he says : "Would you like it on the table or against the wall?"
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