People spam??? What is spam??? Junk mail? you mean that stuff I get in my mailbox? No way!!!
(Please not the sarcasm dripping off the above statement)
Funny I thought they would be adult they would go for first. Since we are the "bad guys/girls".
Wait our products are proven to get you hard/wet if not off!!!
Well at least the stuff I produce is 
Good thing I got rid of that ex Soviet Spammer I was married to!!! Yippeee!~!!!