Man, please don't tell me I'd still be in a cabinet shop. Hopefully by now I would have had the balls to open my own place... I can picture it now. The best cabinets money can buy... and I'm broke because everyone wants Craftmaid shit from Home Depot. :-(
My Slogan: Andrew's Custom Cabinetry - If you don't like them the way I build them, get the fuck outta my shop!
Rules:
1. We do NOT paint cabinets. You paint cherry and I'll kill you.
2. Mahagony is only reserved for those who will truly appreciate it.
3. Don't order a spice drawer and then buy those HUGE bottles of spices from Sams and complain that they don't fit in the drawer. It's a fucking DRAWER, lady... not a pantry closet.
4. No, I will NOT paint oak either you fucking moron! Or maple! Get out!
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