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Originally posted by Vick@Apr 8 2004, 08:37 PM
Ok since we've been grooming pushpills/Grogan/Steve here lately .....
..... here's the book about women according to Vick (short version)
Treat HM girls like LM girls
Treat LM girls like HM girls
Also known as treat a whore like a lady and treat a lady like a whore
Never have a long term relationship with an HM girl, too much work
If you can turn down sex it puts a new dynamic on a relationship, most women have never been turned down for sex, it works on their mind and ego
Then turn down sex again ...... but tactfully and for the right reasons
P.M.S. rule - 3 days before menstruation show up with a box of Godiva chocolates (or other appropriate gift), give said gift and LEAVE,
the leave part is very important, if the woman suffers from PMS (which means you suffer from PMS as well) she may think she's fat, bloated or retaining water and can't enjoy the gift while you are there
This is a good 3 hours for you to have a drink, go to a ball game or whatever which allows the woman to enjoy the gift guilt free
When you return, you're in good and you got a free afternoon
Always open doors, especially in front of her friends
Always be well mannered, especially in front of her friends
Realize you can never give her what another woman can - emotionally, physically or sexually - don't try and don't try to fight it - a woman appreciates the differences
Help or try to teach her to appreciate football, beer and buffalo wings - preferably at the same time - she'll know it's not the same as with the guys
There's more but this is this is the starter version
Oh shit, I just thought what the hell do I know - I'm happily divorced he he he
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OK, guys - print it, study it, learn it, practice it.
Except for the sex hold out thing. Game playing isn't right on either side. If a guy turned me down once, I'd consider getting rid of him. Twice would be a definite "See ya!". <_<