Joke I heard from Netpond CFO in London:
St Peter was tending Pearly gates for 3000 years uninterrupted.
One day his boss came and offered him a week vacation,
so he took it and the Boss was standing in his place.
the very first day the woman knocked on the door and Boss asked what was she looking for?
My son, answered the woman.
Boss asked for morer description and the woman said her son had holes in his hands and his feet..
Boss: Mom, is that you?
Woman : is that you, Pinoccio?
;;-)
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