My SIL's mother sent me this
SOUTHERN WOMEN
Southern woman appreciate their natural assets
Clean skin.
A winning smile.
That unforgettable Southern drawl
Southern women know their manners
" Yes, ma'am."
" Yes, sir."
" Why, no, Billy!"
Southern women have a distinct way with fond expressions
"Y'all come back!"
"Well, bless your heart.."
"Drop by when you can."
"How's your Momma?"
"Love your hair."
Southern women know their summer weather report
Humidity
Humidity
Humidity
Southern women know their three R's
Rich
Richer
Richest
Southern women know their vacation spots
The beach
The beach
The beach
Southern women know the joys of June, July, and August
Summer tans
Wide brimmed hats
Strapless sun dresses
Southern women know everybody's first name
Honey
Darlin'
Shugah
Southern women know the movies that speak to their hearts
Fried Green Tomatoes
Driving Miss Daisy
Steel Magnolias
Gone With The Wind
Southern women know their religions
Baptist
Methodist
Football
Southern women know their country breakfasts
Red-eye gravy
Grits
Country ham
Mouth watering homemade biscuits
Southern women know their cities dripping with Southern charm
Charleston
Savannah
New Orleans
Birmingham
Southern women know their elegant gentlemen
Men in uniform.
Men in tuxedos
Rhett Butler, of course
Southern girls know their prime real estate
The Mall
The Country Club
The Beauty Salon
Southern girls know the three deadly sins
Bad hair
Bad manners
Bad blind dates
Southern girls know
men may come
and go,
but friends
are
forevah!