I'm fucking right behind you , I have accepted Jesus into my life , Iam going to follow my calling.
The calling I would have followed had I not noticed women had squishy and soft bits at about 12.
So.........
Forgive me father for I have sinned , its been ...well fuck...about 30 yrs since my last confession........
I have fornicated with some of the most beautiful women in the world and encouraged them to perform unnatural acts
I have shaved webmasters ( and made them thank me for it)
I have used dynamics to gain prominence in major Search Engines
( sending over 100k hits a day and the domains are untraceable to me)
I have banks of servers all with a new custom mail programs allowing each machine to send mails @2000 mails per sec.
Do I want forgiveness Father??????
FUCK NO~!!! I Just like to brag about it!!!!!!!!!!
;-)))))))
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