I knew something was wrong when he stopped the car behind the local WalMart where I buy all my clothes and work as a greeter on the weekends.
Before I knew it I was out of the car and bent over the back of the patrol car. Within minutes, 5 other officers arrived and were quickly gathering around the back of the vehicle.
"Whats going on?" I asked.
No reply.
"You realize I am a war hero and general all around bad ass right?"
No reply.
Just then a very large black cop rounded the back of the car and began to pat me down.
"didnt we already do this" I asked.
This was no usual patdown, it was slow and methodical, his strong black hands working every inch of my legs. Within minutes I had an erection that rivaled Gonzo's at a boyscout meeting.
"whats this?" the officer asked.
"That would be my dick officer"
to be continued...