Dear Meni,
Hello buddy, its me! your old friend Reality. These last couple weeks have been hectic considering our Lord, God and Savior Howard Stern might be getting pulled off the air. Being sophisticated like you, I just don't understand how we can go on living without Methane Man, the guy who farts music.
Meni, I am sorry we have completely lost touch with each other for the last few months, I hope we can get back together soon and make up for lost time. Anyway, I am just writing you to let you know that South Park is just a cartoon on cable TV. Cable TV is not network TV or radio.
Please start taking better care of yourself... you are starting to crack and people are starting to wonder.
Your long lost pal,
Reality
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