BREAKING NEWS
Fort Lauderdale FL - A young man named Meni killed 16 people and
wounded 23 in a local shopping mall with a stolen assault rifle and later
claimed that Howard Stern was giving him orders to carry out the
murders. "He was speaking to me through a secret code on his radio
station and I had no choice but to carry out his will" Meni claimed.
Details are sketchy at this point, but apparently Meni was running naked
through the shopping center in what appeared to be the yellow
crotchless "Fart Man" costum used in the movie "Private Parts" starring
Howard Stern and shooting people at random while trying to fart music
between strides. We interviewed a few of Meni's neighbors who all
expressed no surprise whatsoever upon hearing about this tragic
event. "He was a fucking nutcase" two neighbors chimed in chorus with
each other when asked their opinion of him. "that goofy twit would often
run around the yard naked, singing showtunes and quoting Barbara
Streisand 12-18 hrs a day". Meni is currently under psychiatric supervision
undergoing testing to determine whether or not he will be fit for trial.
Last edited by JR at Mar 18 2004, 10:29 PM
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