Forgot a few from more recent French history, Dig.
1980s: We are your ally, US. However, not only won't we help you, but don't even fly over our airspace to save your people or we'll shoot you down.
1990s: Hey US, come fight the Yugoslav war for us, cause we can't do it ourselves. Besides, we're allies right? Allies help each other, right?
2000s: Iraq? Fuck off, US. Btw, we're still your ally. Really we are.
