LOL!
I was moving from one place to another several years ago and the movers were supposed to be there on Friday morning. They called and couldn't make it until Monday. I said OK, not remembering I had scheduled the water cut off on Friday. Thankfully my Dad lived nearby for showers, but I can attest to the fact that it takes 3 gallons of water bought at Winn Dixie for each toilet flush. And we quickly adopted the "If it's yellow, let it mellow, if it's brown, flush it down" theory of when to flush.
