Hello and welcome to Oprano!
You handle Slutty Wife reminds me of a conversation I had not too long ago when i went out drinking with some people after watching a comedy show. One of the women I was talking to was discussing dating/marrriage, etc. and said you can't wait for that ideal women who' s a slut in the bedroom and June Cleaver everywhere else and I looked at her and said "Oh yes I can!!" :P