Dan, we are all the people you want us to be! Use your imagination!
Voodoo, the last time your name came up, it was mentioned that you had a pregnant girlfriend, and your life was changing dramatically. Is that true? If so, congratulations. If not, then get your butt back to California on your bike and meet my cousin. She just got a divorce, and she is a winner!
She didn't inherit any of my *psycho* genes!