Having tried to "retire" once and not succeeding.
And the non adult web being what it is - a gaint cluster fuck
mmmm
Fall back on my naval training and inspect nuclear systems
or
Fall back on my college degree and starve as a Marine biologist
Mmmm boat Caribbean? --- lots of marine biology to study there
Or of course there is always the hippy communes in Oregon that work perfectly for me. opps I'm not old enough.... damn the bad luck
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