A bananna? I do NOT use banannas - unless you're talking about that one you duck taped to my chair one day. Banannas do NOT do well in that situation.
Enjoy it? How could I enjoy anything that was battery operated when YOU take all the damned batteries? I have NEVER seen anyone run through batteries as quickly as you do!
I think your missing purple dildo got too hot, ran outside and jumped in a snow bank to cool off and got carted off by a St. Bernard who thought they'd scored a really neat bone.
Tools of the trade? I can see you explaining THAT one to an IRS agent. With your luck you'd get some old dried up female prune and then you wouldn't be able to distract them with proof of the toys being used in a business environment on your site. LMAOPIP
[quote]She's in a for a world of hurt if she didn't......kicked shins is something I do well.[quote]
Peaches - me too, that's why she wears specially molded shin guards. Damned near broke my toe on em last night.
Was gonna ask you about Gav - haven't seen him around in ages. And I'm LOOOOOONG overdue for a possum ride! My room mate has all the fun and she doesn't even bring me pics and souvenier shirts anymore.