[Vick]

Here's what the Barenaked Ladies would do

If I had a million dollars
Well, I'd buy you a house
And if I had a million dollars
Buy you furniture for your house

And if I had a million dollars
Well I'd buy you a K Car
And if I had a million dollars,
I'd buy your love
If I had a million dollars

If I had a million dollars
there somewhere
You know, we could just go there and hang out
Where there'd be foods all layed out for us,
With little pre-wrapped sausages and things
Mmmm
don't have pre-wrapped bacon
Can you blame 'em

If I had a million dollars
Well I'd buy you a fur coat
If I had a million dollars
Well I'd buy an exotic pet

If I had a million dollars
Well, I'd buy John Meric's remains
And if I had a million dollars
I'd buy your love

If I had a million dollars

But we WOULD eat Kraft Dinner
And buy really expensive ketchups with it
Dijon Ketchup!
Mmm!

If I had a million dollars
Well I'd buy you a green dress
And If I had a million dollars
Well I'd buy you some art
If I had a million dollars
Well I'd buy you a monkey
If I had a million dollars
I'd buy your love

If I had a million dollars
I'd be rich