An Army General, an Air Force General and a Navy Admiral are all partying together at the O club and the get arguing over which of the military forces has the "most guts".
The Army General finally says, ok, lets go on over to the base and I will prove that the Army has more guts than either of your pussy cub scout clubs.
So, they go over to the army base and the general grabs the first private he sees walking by. The general tells the private, "I want you to get in that jeep over there, I want you to take it up to top speed and drive that jeep directly into that brick wall". The private gives a crisp salute, says "Yes Sir", gets in the jeep and drives it at top speed into the wall, destroying both the jeep and himself. The General then looks at the other General and the Admiral and says "Now, thats guts". At this the Air Force General replies "that aint shit".
So, they go on over to the Air Force base and the general grabs the first pilot he sees walking by and tells him. "Captain, I want you to take that fighter jet over there, I want you to fly that fucker all the way straight up into low altitude orbit, then I want you to reverse course and bring that jet down into this concrete right on to this dime", and then he threw a dime on to the runway. The pilot gave him a crisp salute and said "Yes Sir". Then the pilot proceeded to get into the jet, took off, put the jet vertical, flew it straight up until he was out of sight, reversed course and crashed the jet directly on to the dime at about 2000 miles per hour disintegrating both the plane and himself. The Air Force General looked at his friends and said "Now, that guts". The Army General said "well, you got me", but the Navy Admiral just stood there laughing, "you aint seen guts yet".
So, the three went to the Navy base and the Admiral took his friends out to the pier. He located an Aircraft Carrier with a sailor working on the topmast. He shouted up to the sailor, "Hey you, I want you to dive off of that mast into this pier and kill yourself". The sailor yelled back down, "WHAT!!!". The Admiral replied, "I want you to dive off of that mast into this pier and kill yourself, NOW!!!". The sailor looked back down, raised his middle finger and yelled "FUCK YOU!!!!"
The Admiral looked at his two friends and said "Now, thats guts"
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