How about we retire the "Moms In Porn Neglecting Their Kids" song for a change, it's getting old, and instead switch over to "Dads In Porn Neglecting Their Kids".
I hear it's got a better beat. There's also a dance/techno version of it with the Dads neglecting their Wives.
Nevermind that all of the above are usually working from home and therefore can spend *more* time with their kids/spouses...