[Vick]

A farmer was in a bar drinking and looking all depressed.
His friend asked him why he was looking depressed and he replied,
"Some things you just can't explain.
This morning I was outside milking.
As soon as the bucket was full
the cow kicked it down with his left foot so I tied up his left to a pole.
I began to fill up the bucket again
and he kicked it down with his right foot, so I tied his right to a pole too.
As soon as I finished milking him again
he knocked down the bucket with his with his tail and I took off my belt
and tied up his tail with my belt.
As I was tying up his tail, my pants dropped down,
then my wife came out and well, trust me, some things you just can't explain!




or in the case of XXXPhoto maybe you tried to tell this story before to your wife - :P