With the Vegas parties looking to be shorthanded this year...a few of us got together and have been cooking up this MAJOR event. Don't worry our contacts are inpeckerable.
So....
If you don't want to spend $100 to be a playa...
If you don't want to stand in line while da' bros dat dont have a website gets in...
If you don't want to hear a bunch of loud bullshit rap music...
If you don't want your date to be squeezed up on by Big Dick Black...
If you don't want to hear later -- "It's not my fault"...
RSVP to
gonzo@oprano.com and attend the 1st ever
FAT FUCKING NOBODY'S BALL
Featuring...
No lines.
No fees.
No bullshit.
Doughnuts!!!
Special apparance by Swine Record's Entertainers of the Year
TOO WHITE & TOO FAT
Held at the Krispy Kreme @ The Aladin.
Time and Date TBA.
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