Tell the kidlet that Santa finally got TechTV and a computer this year and printout the nametags
I'm with HellPuppy. There's nothing quite like WalMart at 3am. No crowds to speak of, and some very interesting people to watch.
Although I *did* go in there on Sunday for something needed with the boys, the Hubby, and my Mom... I scared quite a few people up at the registers when we were walking out and I raised both arms "Rocky" style and screamed "WE MADE IT OUT ALIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"