Settle down, I am in the airport eating lunch, checking stats, and making fun of old people. I multitask. Its true. You can buy laptops now with wireless cards that allow you to piss from around the woooorld. Its true. I am a pisser on the go. A 21st century board whore.
But alas, my plane starts boarding in an hour or so so I have to cut this love letter short.
Pray there is not internet on the plane.
toodles fucktards
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