Nice try, PD - but we now how it really went down...
drivethru: Welcome to McDonnuld's - can I take yo odda?
PD: I'd like two Quarter-Pounders with cheese and a large chocolate shake.
drivethru: Dats 2 Quoda-Ponnas and did you say shake? don' sell shake, only kine, baby. You wan wee wid dat?
PD: ....Excuse me?
drivethru: Wee....
PD: ....Excuse me?
drivethru: You know, dog... wee.... smo....
PD: ....Ummm, what's that?
drivethru: Sho - two dimes - anything else?
PD: ...Uh no, that's it...