Zicam, though available only in the last couple of years, is well-respected for killing a cold if you start taking it at the first sign of one oncoming; even if you don't start it early enough, it could shorten the duration and severity of the cold.
Kleenex, lots and lots of them, for your dripping nose AND for clean-ups after masturbating----wanking is natural/normal/healthy (not only sexually, but also emotionally and physically); besides, it could help you get to sleep!
Dave
www.davecummings.com