Okay since I can related anything into perverse here's their Top 15 in the mind of a perv
1. Go for a bike ride: Into the woods and screw
2. Go to a high school football game: and screw under the bleachers
3. Put together a puzzle with 1,000 pieces: award sexual favors to the one who finishes first
4. Go to an amusement park: Get a bj on the ferris wheel
5. Hold hands: grope and feel one another
6. Play hide-and-seek in a cornfield: find the girl first and you get to be on top
7. Go horseback riding: the grinding for her should get her good and wet, you can skip foreplay afterwards
8. Go inline skating: after you fall take off your pants to asses your bleeding ass, get a bj
9. Pray together: um I aint touchin this one
10. Do a crossword puzzle: Hustler has some fine ones
11. Play Twister: self-explanatory, remove clothes for this game
12. Have a picnic in the middle of winter: inside naked on a bear skin rug in front of a fireplace
13. Clip pictures of your favorite bands from magazines and create your own posters: come on, what guy would do this?
14. Bake brownies: toss a bag into the mixture, the fun begins
15. Go to a free community concert: take 2 blankets one to lay on and one to cover you while you screw on the lawn.
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