I should be uber safe then. I've been training with Hellpuppy for the buffet marathon. This morning we hooked up for an early morning breakfast buffet. And you know its got to be good if this fat ass gets out of bed. Anyhow there are some world class chow hounds that show up for this thing. We were the svelte and suave studs out of that bunch...and young whippersnappers too.
Im sad to say though that we got our asses handed to us by this one eating buzzshaw. this fucker was at the door pounding on it before it was open. By the time we sat down he had this damn plate of food that had a heaping mound of breakfast foods. He tore thru 5 plates heaped up big sized and that dont count the oceans of beverages. He was done before we even thought about seconds. Made us look like mere chumps in the chow hound department too.
And if you mashed me you hellpuppy and TGF together wed still been smaller than this hawngry hippo. His dunlop disease made mine look like a minor irritation.
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