My Ninja Board is so much cooler than your private board. Like a Ninja, it can't be found either, because it moves around daily -- nay, HOURLY! It's never on the same server for more than 60 minutes. And if you do accidentally stumble upon it, it cuts that fucking gizzard with its K-Bar!
How you like dem apples, bizaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaatches?
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