My suggestion is homemade Snickers Bars. Chocolatiers are among the most well-loved and oversexed professionals in America. To get a piece of this action, just buy a few regular Snickers bars from a vending machine, unwrap them, toast them for about a minute to create the illusion of irregularity, and then put them in a large Ziplock bag. The best thing about this gift is that everyone assumes you really did make them, and is amazed at how closely they resemble real ones.
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