Red, darlin', RED!
I know there were some jokes about this, but we got a call from one of those small claims court shows this week. They wanted to know if we are interested in having our case heard on this show:
http://www.askjudgemathis.com/show.html
What do you say, psycho? You game? The whole country can hear your delusional story!
lolololololololol.......